Get Ready For The Shitshow

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sapphling
sapphling

btw in case any of you were confused it's about dogs as the platonic ideal of piety

sapphling

it's about kneeling at your feet it's about heeding your beck and call it's about waiting for absolution like a treat balanced on my nose it's about letting you dock me or scar me to make me in the image you want it's about naïve and absolute devotion it's about looking up at you like you made the sun. It's About Getting Your Dog Drunk Off Communion Wine

anotherwitchboy
lotshusband

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

lotshusband

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

garlend

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